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12.06.2025 03:49
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Catatonics & High Colonics
share office space ...
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So they tried
No go.
So, the docs changed it to read
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They put up a sign reading
Minds and Behinds
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Is Twilight appropriate for a 12-year-old?
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Then came..
Next, they tried...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Another attempt resulted in ...
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Thumbs down again.
Unacceptable again!
No way
What should I expect after a BBL surgery?
Just Forget it!
Nuts and Butts
Loons and Moons
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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Freaks and Cheeks
—
Still no good.
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
No, not a chance
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Can relationship issues cause depression?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Everyone loved it.
Hysterias & Posteriors
Do countries with free health care generally have co-pays or deductibles to discourage use?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Still no good
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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